Paparazzi. By Hannah ;)

Ahaaa. This is soooooo funni.
Right we were at Jessicaas house right. Ndd the song Paparazi came on the Tv. Nd aftaa we hadd watched the whole of the video, Izzy goes I don't get it. She went right so her boyfriend tries to have sex with her but she doesn't want to so he pushes her off the balcony and then she's like "I'm paralysed" . So then she's like "papa-papa-razzi!" Then she's likee "I just killed my boyfriend!" Nd thn it's well wierd cuz its such a stupid video that makes no sensee. Ahaa. It wass sooooo funni you mai have just had to be there. =D Thankyouu for reading. Love to all! xxx

Cwazii Stuff by Jess x

Sorry none of us have blogged in a while. Anyway we will start blogging more often :D
Have you ever had dejavu??? Probably most people have at least once in there lives. Well,have you ever dreamt about something after it has happened? Sounds strange i know but let me explain. This morning i woke up having had a dream about something. Then, when we were walking to the bus (Me, Hannah and Emily) and i started tellin them about this dream i had had. I finished telllin them my dream and then they both said "Jess that happened on friday." but i couldn't remember that it had happened sooo i kept saying are you sure that happened??? they insisted it did but i really didnt remember it happened. Which is pretty scary you gotta admit it???? ryt???? Thankyou for reading! Love to all xxx

Science By Jess x

This memory happened today and only has me and hannah in it.
We were in science learning about chromosome, genes and all that stuff. So anyway, our teacher handed out sheets of corn cells with the 10 pairs of chromosomes, telling our class we had to cut them all out and stick them in our book in there pairs. Pretty easy job right? well not for me.... i started cutting them out. A couple of minutes later I was nearly finished the first one - baring in mind there was 20 chromosomes to cut out. Hananh was next to me and seemed to be speeding through them, i looked over at her cutting's and saw she had only cut them out roughly. I realised that she was doing the right thing whilst i was doing it completely wrong. "Hannah....i think i've done it wrong." i said. She looked down at my work and started laughing her head off "You idiot!" but thankfully she helped me with the rest of it. :D. Now we cant look at my science work without laughing. Thanks for reading! Love to all xxx

Learn your lesson ;) By Hannah x

Todaii someone in our skool learnt the hard aii to NEVAA mess with us. Emily jokily held on to a boy in her tutors bag and then the handle at the top of it ripped and emily had it and for literalli half an hour the boys were chasing her trying to get it back. We were taking it as a joke, they were taking it seriously :O. So one of them called Emily a prostotute - Lets just saii he'll never do that again. Emily walked away from him and then me and Jess went right up into his face made him bow down and apoligize to Emily and before that we literalli made him shat a brick. i can be fierce when i want too. NEVER MESS WITH ANY OF US! is the moral of that storii. ;) Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

Clevaaa Mee ;) By Hannah & Izzy

Todaii we left Jess's house and we ran to the gates cause we have this thing when we run to the gates to type in the code. Sadd i noo. But izzy ran to it and i sed wh dont you stick your hand through the gatee and type the code in from the othaa side nd she was like okaii. then i pressed the button nd opened it and thenn all thee waii down the roadd we were smacking eachovaa, whipping eachovaaa with our jumpers and kicking eachovaas asses nd i thought i wud share it wiv youu. ;) Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

Bude ;) by Hannah

This is sadly only a memory shared by me and Jess. But without sounding tight, Emily and Izzy missed out on an AMAZIG timee. ;)
We had this bench that was outside of the instructors cabins. And all the instructors frequently came to join us for a chatt. We knew the two Ali's, Ben, Kenny, Harry, Pikey, Smudge, Moggy, Shakey, Liam, Max, Conor, Alex, Sam, Kristof, Louis and Rudi. Louis, Ben, Sam, Liam and OF COURSE Kristof, Rudi and Pike were all sooooooooo fit. :P:P .It was all Ken-Dubz fault. Harry your clashing . . . oh fuck it. Pike can I wear you hatt. Shake shake shake shake uh shakeyy. Moggy Moggy Moggy oi oi oi . She sooo sounded like Vicky Pollard. Salaaaaad ;) Had a GREAT week. Can't wait to again soon (I hope) . I know you had to be there to understand these memories but they were sooo fun to uss. ;) Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

The Riverr!!! By Hannah ;)

During the Summer holidays, Emily, Jess, Izzy and I spent a lot of time with most of the kids that live in our villagee. woop woop. And we walked from Silverton to Thorverton to go to the river three or four times during the holidays. We went with us lot sometimes a few other girls and loads of other boys. We all went swimming and just sat on the rocks and on the bridge and it was soooo funny. One day, when just me and Emily went down, with a few other friends we got bored at our normal spot at the river so we floated dow the river with 6 or 7 other people and we ended up in Stoke Canon and obviously, we had sooo much funn. Ahaa ;) But we got to this point where we had to get out of the river because it got too deep, and we had to jump over this huge stream of cow pat because there was no way around it and 2 or 3 people managed to jump over it. I found some stepping stones over it and I made it then someone else made it then Emily went to have a go and then she missed a step and up knee deep in cow pat. It was sooo funny. Then we were about to get back in the water, the the people that were alredi in the water sed dont cum in so Emily was alredi in then I got in to get her out nd we were both stuck. We managed to get out nd get back home before our curfew. lol. When Jess and Izzy came down with us thoo we went to the wier, and it was soooo funny. LOL. If you had been there you would've probably pissed yourself. Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

Roundabout!!!!! By Emily

This was sooooo funny!!!! If you were there you would of found it really funny.

I had just come back from a really crap hotel and i asked Hannah and Jess to come to the park and when we were down there we all sat on the roundabout talking. If you have been to silverton park before then you know what the park looks like. Well as i was saying, we were sat on the roundabout when this really annoying wasp was hovering over my arm and Jess was sat next to me saying ' keep still it wont harm you then, keep carm' so i was staring at it not moving a single bit. But all of a sudden if flew into my ear so i screamed and yanked my head back and hit the bar behind myhead really hard and then Jess and Hannah started laughing (what great friends) and then i put my head down and head butted my knee. It was soooooooooo funny but it really hurt :(. Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

The field By Jess

This only happened today at lunch, so unlike most of the other posts it is a fairly new one.
We were in the middle of the field just chatting and having a laugh. Around us other people were talking and doing there own thing. We were all talking about something or other when i thought i saw soemthing out the corner of my eye. It was a wasp!!! I screamed because it was so near and i thought it would sting me. Near by some people were playing with a rugby ball and as i screamed because of the wasp i got hit by the ball so i screamed a little louder. Lol. I guess you kinda had to be there but then this wasp flew a little further away and it turned out it wasn't a wasp but a fly. So i screamed for nothing. Ahaa Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

Going up to Secondry School By Jess

This memory i remmber has in Me, Emi and Israel. I dont know where hannah is in this memory but anyway i'll get on with the story....

For intake days i remember we had to get our parents to take us in instead of the bus so my mum took Me, Izzy and Emily in. We got there, got out the car and slowly walked in whispering to each other 'I'm sooo scared!' and we were. Thankfully someone was waiting there at the entrance, to direct us tothe hall. We went there and found that there were alot of other people. Most of which we didnt know. We sat down on some chairs with the rest of our class from primary school. Eventually everyone was there and our first assembly there began. Once they had gone through most things, they began to read out the names of the tuors and the people in them. We found that me and Emily were in a different tutor to the tutor Izzy and Hannah were in, unfortunately. Me and Emily went to our tutor and our time at clyst vale began. Thankfully, despite us being in different tutors we are still very good friends. Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

Scoffing seat by Israel

So in primary school, Jess and I were both... how to put it nicely... PIGS!! Everyday Jess would bring in a huge bag o cherries and strawberries and we would sit down and eat the whole lot. You can see what i mean by pigs! :) The only thing was, we were both too lazy to go all the way up the stairs to the bin, so we would chuck all the pips on the floor. LOL. by the end of our scoffing session, our seat would be surrounded by pips and seeds. Being Young, we were always really scared that loads of cherry trees would start to grow and the dinner lady, Mary, would shout at us!!! How stupid we were!! Thankyou for reading. Love to all xxx

Primary School ;) By Hannah

We went to Silverton C of E Primary School. It was a fun primary school. It was sooo fun. Me and Emily were best friends and Izzy and Jess started in year 4 . We weren't best friends to begin with, when they first started the school, Izzy and Jess were good mates but me and Emily were quite horrible to Izzy to begin with. Good with Jess thoo. :O . But we get on soooo well now. Which I'm soooo glad about. Ahaa =D . In like years five and six Jess and Izzy used to think of excuses to staii in thee library area nd there are funni stories from primary school. ahaa :D Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

TomAto, tomato, PotAto, potato By Hannah

This happened literalli five seconds agoo. Ahaa :D
We were debating who says tomAto with emphysis on the 'A' . or tomato. Or potAto with emphysis on the 'A' or potato. Then we stated singing. I say potAto you say potato, you say tomAto, i say tomato. PotAto, potato, tomAto, tomato . . . Let's call the whole thing off. Then i started dancing around all stupid like and we were all sat here absolutely pissing ourselvess. It was soo funni. You kinda needed to be here i guess to actulli see the dance. But for now just imagine me dancing around stupidly. Ahaa. Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

The Shocking Cough!! By Emily

This was such a funny day! It was just me and Hannah and we had just been to the shop to buy some sweets, chocolate, crisps and blue bear and other shit! lol. So we were walking on the pavement down to the old school so we could go to the park when Hannah had a nasty feeling in her throat. I was in mid sentance talking to her about something important when she tried to clear her throat quietly. It WASN'T quiet! lol. It was a massive cough and Hannah wasn't expecting it to sound sooooo loud and she pulled an alarming facial expression! I found this very funny and fell to the floor and dropped my blue bear can. It started to roll into the road and then there was a was a car coming i found it really hard to reach out and get my can because i was laughing so much but just as the car was goin past i grabbed it and lay on my back on the pavement with Hannah beside me laughing her head off. I can't imagine what people must of thought of us. Ah well it was a laugh and thats what counts! :P After about half an hour me and Hannah thought it would be a good idea to get up and gp to the park like we were suppossed to. Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

The cuboard!!! By Emily

Emily: You are probably looking at the title and thinking what the hell?!?! Once you read this though it will all make sense. Before i start just in-case you laugh at anything you should go to the toilet before you have an accident! Lol! Here we go:
On sunday I had just returned from a wedding which was a blast! I knocked on the door to find hannah brushing her teeth and Jess brushing her hair. Once Hannah and Jess had finished they went and got lunch from Jesses kitchen. We had sanwiches and crisp and Jess ate a banana!!!!!! Woop woop! When we had finally finished after a long time of pushing Jess to eat her sandwich Hannah and I ran upstairs to the top floor and left Jess alone downstairs to tidy up. Lol. When we heard Jess walking up the stairs Hannah and I thought it would be a good laugh if we hid from Jess. I ran into Jesses room and hid under her bed but Hannah thought Jess would find Emily easily. Hannah ran to the airing cuboard and squashed them selves in. As they heard Jess getting closer we could not help but laugh. We tried very hard to keep quite but found it very hard to stop. When Jess heard Hannah and I, Jess opened the door and Me and Hannah fell to the floor with laughter!! Me and Hannah thought the cuboard must have laughing gas init as everythime me and Hannah would go and stand init we would always laugh or heads off!! Jess tried it after awhile of me and Hannah talking about it and she started to laugh as well so there must either be a spell on her airing cuboard or we are just freaks lol! Don't answer that. All I know is that the airing cuboard is the best room in Jesses house for laughter!!! Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx

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Sister-Hood - Explained By mostly Hannah but Jess aswell

Helooo people of Earth who are reading this. We made this blog because we are the bestest of friends and we wanted to declare it to the world. Naa. I onli joke but we are soooo close we could actulli be sisters, hence the blog name Sister-hood. Ahaa . =D . There are four of us . . . Jess, Hannah, Emily and Israel. We spend soooo much time together you give us a quiz on anything to do with eachothaa and we'd probs no everything. It's quite gud havin these people we call sisters even though we aint blood related. Youu know that they are always gonna be there for you and have your back. What we would do without these people, I actulli dont knoww. We'd probably be in a neervous breakdown. We are all soo different, Hannah's is loud and entertaining, but she'd stick up for any of us if someone ever messed with one of the othaas. Emily is the most confident with boys, she knowss how to handle situations. Jess is the sweetest one of the group. She the nicest one of all of us and always makes us laugh and she's also the one we trust with ANYTHING! Izzy is the most strange, she is quiet if you don't know her but people who do know her WISH she was quiet. She's mad, mental and soooooooooo funny. We are the perfect group. =D
Thankyou for reading. Love to all! xxx